"Best baked goods in the city"
"Watch out for the three wild dogs. Sun in the backyard, in the summertime. Throw a rotten pumpkin off the porch. Sit on Sarah's princess bed or try something Kristel whips up in the kitchen."
"My favorite bar & bartenders in town. Karaoke night on Tuesdays is the most fun ever! Try the yum yum or spicy tuna. Have hot or cool flavored sake. Order a bucket of tots with their special sauce!"
"DJ's spin nightly, karaoke on Thursdays. It turns into one big dance party on Friday & Saturday nights. Try the fries, they are irresistible."
"Delicious Mexican food. Try the enchilladas or camaronjes al el diablo. Super yummy (& strong) margaritas, which come in 3 sizes. The staff will definitely flirt with you, but they are harmless."
"Best local record store in town. If they don't have what you're looking for they'll order it for you. The employees know a lot about music and always make great suggestions. Cheap vinyl, bonus!"