"This is the best venue in the nation. Dustin Hoots and the Artistic Armory staff have worked extremely hard to provide a legitimate all ages art and music venue for the scene that thrives in Vegas."
"If you politely ask for ham grilled cheese sandwiches, they may just appear."
"Always wear jean cutoff shorts so that you'll increase your chances of getting kicked out and then you won't have to work out that day, guilt free."
"Wi-fi password is "tipyourbartender". Genius!"
"They have a DOUBLE BACON eggs Benedict. I mean, come on, you must agree that's the best thing you've ever heard."