"Peanut butter and sriracha on toast sounds gross but it's delicious. It's called "the radical," try it!"
"Pick up a bible and flip straight to the sex scenes."
"PP is ridiculously overpriced. If you can, go to a woman's touch in Madison."
"This place is listed as a German restaurant, but its obviously English."
"Support unions and fair wages! Use USPS or UPS, NEVER use FedEx."
"Rockline should unionize!"