"If you wait here long enough, they let you get on a plane. True story!"
"The friendliest bar in all of Sydneytown!"
"Great place, but no all-day breakfast on weekends :-( Be there before 12 for bacon!"
"What? You seriously don't know what to order? Get the pho! Jesus."
"The burgers are freakin' delicious. Seriously. Just get one already."
"Fill your car up with fuel here! You know, if you're into that sort of thing."