"Dry pastries and mediocre coffee. That 8 dollars tasted like... regret."
"I have no clue why this place is so popular. The food never fails to disappoint and the service sucks. The granola is the blandest, softest mess ever."
"Great gift shop with nice things you'll actually want to wear/use."
"The pizza has great flavor but the watery sauce leaves something to be desired in the crust department. The whole thing ends up slippy and soggy."
"Best tortillas in the world. And the lengua is incredible, don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
"This salon has the best receptionist ever. And the absolute beautifying potion is amazing!"