"Mandatory place to visit while on Kos"
"Good, 15 beers on tap, but no credit cards accepted..."
"Fronty, fronty, fronty... Vzdy pracuje jedna kasa ze 4."
"Woman at the reception is terrible, doesn't want to work and makes you feel uncomfortable. Men are better. Some doctors are okay, but good luck getting the same one next time. Better have your own GP."