"When you walk in, time literally stands still. Be prepared ha ha ha!"
"Watch out for the construction workers. If you see Daulton the security guard, say hello."
"Just because you see someone in camoflauge ducking behind cars does not mean he's a hunter!"
"If you have to come to the door, the safety phrase is banana hammock. If not said correctly, you might get another hole in the head."
"the special really works here!"
"If you come in the front door and look to the right you will see a blue and orange ribbon in honor of my brother. RIP!!"