"No Ching Chong’s left, too many mean white bitches- petition to ban their shitty ass messy buns covered in grease and coke."
"Pizza so good it came out of me twice as fast."
"The coffee tastes like someone crawled up into the espresso machine and died. Customer service was depressing. Bad vibes onlyyyy."
"Staff is 90% of coke heads. The other 10% is the managers.... they just do meth. Food is better than my abusive mothers though."
"Great food and good people!"