"So let's see.....bring a soda and no straws?! Fries and no ketchup? Your meal and no napkins?? Well.....at leather they recognized their error and gave me a free smoothie :)"
"Beware of hairy monster Caca that comes out on a full moon! He does bite..... Or worse....he might try to make out with you!!!"
"World famous Tranny Caca performs here regularly!!! She's so good you can't even see "her" bulge!!! Holla!!!!"
"Beware!!!! If making out with "girl" on premises make sure there is no penis between the legs!"
"Best time to visit??? Anytime Caca isn't here :)"