"Free bologna sandwiches!"
"Pretty sure I was standing behind Mr Magoo trying to figure out the 'Confounded gadget' of a coffee machine. Get a Mellow Yellow in the next machine instead. Because he's probably still there."
"Most honest auto shop you'll come across. Never had them once try to "up their ticket" and have even had them talk me out of work I thought I needed."
"This is their idea of a side of peppers. 17 minute wait for the hot dog to put them on too."
"Seriously? One register open on a Saturday afternoon? I feel like I'm standing in a soup line."
"Never waited more than 15 minutes at this facility. In and out!"