"why do the employees always seem like they just woke up? they never greet you when you come in and never thank you on the way out. today I came in, and the register was vacant. nice."
"Cody makes the coolest custom pants and stage wear. make sure you pet the shop dog Muttley, he loves attention"
"Sara Lou is the best! if you're looking for a killer custom tattoo she is definitely the lady to see."
"The plate isn't much bigger than the bowl, unless you count that yucky cabbage salad. make sure you use the $1 off coupon."
"BEWARE: The fish tacos are like soggy breaded fish sticks in tortillas with flavorless sauce."
"Make sure you talk to Flint in Advertising, he's amazing. :)"