"Oh man this place just crushed me $4.14 per page for a color, 2 sided lamination. Not cool at all..."
"Word on the street is that Ryan Nyquist is coming here today to sign autographs @ 1:00"
"Mike DeFinis looks great tonight!!!"
"There is nothing in the world better then Perkins Eggs Benedict"
"The mens room is downstairs"
"Get the godmother or godfather, can't go wrong"