"I've never seen so many old people not of color."
"Wonderful chocolates hecho de mano. You must"
"The new patio furniture on the roof looks great. Nice view of the progress on Highland Park West."
"Chipotle stopped serving breakfast! Sure their eggs were always mad runny but free range chorizo!? Yum. Drop a complaint to chipotle.com."
"If tacos are being served, eat 20."
"Attention gays: You are beautiful and perfect and God loves you, despite what the priest here says."