"Please remember for this place (and all others) the contraction "they're" means "they are". "Their" is possession . "They are chicken sucks" makes no sense unless English is "you're" third language."
"Take home a furball. Beard out with groovy tunes. And if you meet Jason smack him on the butt. Badonka!"
"Try a Spicy Mussel for a little zap to your meal. And remember... Spicy Mussels prefer that you swallow, not spit."
"Relax with a drink and a snack and admire all the men - some hot some not - from the local businesses and their admirers."
"Toot toot - aaaahhh - beep beep!"
"Closed Wednesdays. BEST dim sum EVER."