"Check out some books. Aww yeah!"
"For a good time, ask for Alex. Lol just kidding, don't."
"OMG THERE ARE BOOKS EVERYWHERE IS THIS PLACE."
"Protip: for a good time, go upstairs and ask for Alex."
"Protip: don't let this place crush your dreams!"
"Angela I'm going to oust you as mayor, get ready!"