"Butter Brickley combines the best part of butter pecan and adds tiny bits of candy."
"I dare you to find a more well thought-out and delicious poutine."
"Do not drink the sodas. They taste creepy for some reason."
"The red sauce gets mad salty here, so make sure to balance it with something blander (worst case, bread)."
"Touch an iPhone 5 before yours ships."
"The pastries remind me of waking up in the south of France. Treat yourself."