"Huge delicious tacos 3$...... And No tourist nor Hobos trying to shake you down like the other dump in OB."
"Waay better than south beach where they over cracker-sauce the tacos and the tortillas here don't do the finger through the toilet paper then when you pick them up. Just ask stone hands."
"Ask for the downstairs escalator.... That will get you into the basement where all the real deals are at!"
"They love it when you drive right into the building with a scooter and play la cucaracha on an air horn!"
"Great place for a short hike if you don't mind old dudes getting fellated in the bushes by other old dudes. Should be called San Creepmente Canyon!"
"Break out the grinders!"