"Smells like bleach and puke in here all the damn time."
"Cheapo has an amazing vinyl selection. Tony, their record man, is the best."
"Have a dance party, it lasts FOREVER!!"
"Sit in the middle! You'll get leftover beers from both ends where they're served."
"Decent hip hop selection, good funk & soul too."
"Coleslaw must be avoided at all costs. Way too vinegar and old bay flavored. Gross!!!"