"Better than the State Fair, IMHO-- but then again I have a borderline phobia of large crowds."
"Add bbq to your burger on burger day. You're not getting the full experience without it."
"I'm not sure, but I think everything here is only $1."
"Staff is great with the kids. The Offspring actually looks forward to the trip to the dentist."
"Not the place for those with peanut allergies."