"You are right, Dave. This is the best charging station ever. But I swear! If you let H.A.L. %%€£*ing take over, there is no depths in #^*# that the machines will go to get you! You've been warned...."
"Did you know that oceans were created during the 50's to warn people of global warming?"
"You will sweat.... At an affordable price!!!! Did you know that the savings are soooo outrageous that people will greet you at the door and shout your name in glory? ...... Well they should, dammit!"
"Rob?! Rob?!?! Is that you? Man... Am I sorry that I shot you in the foot! No... Really... It's a flesh wound!! LOL's Oh man what a great movie.... But seriously I'm going to need that bullet back...."