"Charging per day per device for WiFi is all sorts of bullshit. Just a greedy cash grab."
"They offer B1G1 on their cupcakes right before they close."
"Ask for buy one, get one free before closing."
"Do your fellow members a solid and re-rack your weights when you are finished with them."
"When you walk in, try and grab the seats on the left side."
"When getting groped at Security Theater, be sure to moan and wiggle your pelvis suggestively. It makes everyone more comfortable."