"I am seriously annoyed and creeped the fuck out. You have never been in my house, and I think it's fucked up you're checking in there... get a life dude."
"How the fuck did someone take mayorship of MY FUCKING house? You're a creep. Seriously."
"This is my house and some random dude just stole mayorship. Not sure how that works since he has never been to my house?!"
"You should ask for the pop tart special."
"Shaya is the only stylist I will ever go to.... EVER"