"If the bartenders name isn't Carrie Jean, good luck getting her to notice your existence!"
"Way better than the state of Iowa."
"They closed their parking lot. Lame sauce."
"They don't have chocolate banana coffee anymore. My life is ruined."
"The computers are for studying, not Facebook!"
"The best place to be the first Wednesday of the month! Awesome dupstep & drum n bass by DJ Particle! :)"