"Small fried rice is more filling than you'd think, and only $2.50!"
"Of your deciding between rotunda and vista for coffee, go to vista"
"Don't bother with the advisors, go straight to your departmental advisor. The one at mgh told me I wasn't smart enough to get my bs because I wouldn't pass physics, graduating in 3 months"
"Its really hot upstairs, you're going fall asleep. Sit downstairs"
"Get off your phone while ordering. We are much nicer that way"
"Super low prices with AWESOME instructors!"