"Fucking cheats. They are sneaky and add money to ur bill"
"definitely try the crazy dragon roll. Mmmmm"
"the brunch menu is so amazing! for $15 you get a mimosa, coffee, a crepe AND dessert!! :) madhatter crepe is soooo good!"
"get the de Bom with Spekuloos ice cream and dolce de leche topping... MMmmm"
"omg please try the wings here... so good!"
"the best lychee martinis ever. ever ever."