"You dare call me during a game? You're dead to me 'til Christmas"
"Not a great selection, and almost nowhere for your dog, but last stop for 120 miles - can't chose"
"Come in every Tuesday at 530 for 40k 500pt games. 1trp and no named characters are the only rules. Ask for Barga"
"Add pepperjack to your burger, it's amazing."
"If crowded please move over and let more people sit. Always remember, elderly and women first."