Paul Nathan

"Monday is no pants cooking night. Yay."

"The French toast is the best in the world. Simple but astounding. The English breakfast is so good you forget your in London."

"See a street show. The best value at the wharf. Don't forget to tip the performer."

"Don't buy drugs from jonquil. His dope is bunk yo."

"Try the crack."

"Totally overpriced rip off pizza. Six dollars a slice. My tip. Go elsewhere."