Ninja Warrior

"Drop your napkin. A lot."

"The lunch curry is very tasty. Spicy! Much better than yasdo bento around the corner."

"Make a friend with a large woman."

"The staff are very pleasant. Nice portion sizes and not too crowded."

"For a real change of pace, try thinking for yourself."

"Beware of the hyenas picking the bones of the American dream clean! Assholes!"