"The comedians are hilarious and the gyros taste good."
"Beef tips en croute. I like the way it tasted when I ate it. Also, waitstaff had great recommendations, and even better accents."
"This place is legit. Italian guys with thick Queens accents bitching about the Mets game on TV while making you a slice."
"I think there was a ping pong table here. Not sure; I had a lot to drink."
"Try putting the meatloaf in your mouth."