"Was just called by my name. And I'm getting drunk. Team fireball."
"New clubhouse. Very nice!"
"Under new management. Gie it a new try!"
"Turkey was the best I've EVER had. Service was meh, but the food more than made up for it. Two thumbs up!!"
"Beds were dirty. They did let us check out without incident. Or so we will see."
"Don't use the restroom. Dis. Gus. Ting."