"Don't come to see a movie you like because the seats are so comfortable you will prolly fall asleep. So just go there to see bad movies. Or for naps."
"The Noni! But all the sandwiches are great. Tasty fries. Friendly folks. Desi is the best!!"
"It's good to have a place where you can get a slice of pizza. Or two."
"$2 Tacos!! Are you kidding me!? Great for downtown lunch!"
"Crab cakes. Yummms! Southern Harvest cocktail, the friendliest cocktail intown. Bow tie pasta, come hungry."