Ivan Rosario

"Wishing my wife kept a pass in her car so I could pick my kid up like the other patents do."

"Grabbing some douchebag from the dollar tree"

"I'm having waffles bitch!"

"If your lucky you can sit across from the old couple at the bar. They don't mind sharing. Especially their gas"

"Get the stuffed chicken tortillas. Little price tag, huge portions. Also the accompanying corn cakes are the some of the best things I have ever eaten"