"Best tiramisu I have ever tasted!!"
"The amount of taps has increased over time from 7 to 13, and now 19."
"Oh sh%t Ron W I'm in the drive thru and saw your tip; what now?"
"Oblique coffee blond tastes like instant Folgers with powdered creamer in a styrofoam cup. In the best possible way. This is one of the best beers I have tasted in months."
"First you take the jumbo jack, then you add two tacos, it's jumbaco!"
"Can't get enough of the premium."