"The soap smells like kool-aid!"
"Pet the animals! But don't forget that owners need live too"
"We have a top notch lease program with a lot of opportunitb"
"Take your weapon of choice; mop, paintbrush, pile of laundry, and more! This place needs it all!"
"The couches are comfy, the food is tasty, and the bathrooms are clean! Tip your bartender"