"Swap the chairs around at the tables. It drives a few members of the staff nuts. (OCD)."
"Yummy stuff. Check them out."
"If you're in a hurry grab the breakfast buffet. Moderately healthy, appropriately large and cheap for this hotel. The staff is always smiling."
"If you get the waitress named Mindy, ask for a Mindy special from the bar. It's a girly drink but way worth it."
"Be on your guard when visiting. Nerf fights break out unexpectedly here... guests or no guests."
"Ma po tofu comes without pork. Traditionally this dish is supposed to have pork. They took it out because American vegetarians complained. Groan. Be aware and ask for pork to be added if you want."