"Finding a clean table can sometimes be tricky."
"Beware the panhandlers."
"The ladies room on the second floor is almost always out of soap. Smooth move around a bunch of germophobe nursing students."
"I can't believe that rickety old High Roller is still going. I guess you can't take away the classics... unless it's the Antique Autos for some Jurassic Park nonsense. :P"
"These ladies know what's up, plus they stayed open late for me."
"Weird that I haven't worked here since February 2013 and I'm still the mayor. If you want to be treated like a liar for returning a faulty item or a criminal if you're not white, then go here!"