"medium coffee add turbo shot. 1 cream, 1 sugar."
"the chicken nachos are pretty legit. add the jalapeños!"
"one of the guys working here sounds like he's German... totally like old school Arnold!"
"complete bullshitters when it comes to drinks - a hennessey and redbull is apparently $22... wtf?! this place ain't vegas."
"sexy mechanic - his name is alvin."
"$15 - haircut.$10 - shave.good service."