"Dank us beer dive with a fantastic selection. Underground. Quiet. Sweet ass music. Nooks and crannies galore to do your dirty deeds. Blowjob ready bathroom. Heady stouts on tap. Sour beers too."
"Run by an old friend shelskys is a total throwback. Peter's tasteful and tasty selection of smoked salmons, herrings and all the essentials (bagels bialys cream cheeses) to go with. Do stop in."
"Future fascists of America swing through these doors to seen and be scened. The food is tremendous but who wants to eat next to these subhumans. Nice talent tho."
"Reasonably priced and super soft t shirts hoodies and sweat shorts. Beachy but not preachy. Whimsical without panache. Good find."
"Come for the totally pretentious coffee. Stay for the dogs and their celebrity owners as well as the handsome men and flouncy women folk."