"Say bonjour to the friendly waitress whose dream is to move to France."
"Feed the vampires at your peril!"
"Often full of alternative lifestylers."
"Crash a family reunion, but bring your A-game cookie dough or you might as well just stay home."
"Avail of prices on alcohol that are way better than those of, say, BevMo."
"Take the giant steps down to the Columbia Waterfront side one stride per step."