"Now also known as Stop Sign City!"
"Curious about what pastries we have? Walk in & check them out!"
"No parking in the fire lane unless you're a fire truck. Thanks!"
"The coolest house is Dwigs House."
"If you want a quick crappy drink head to the gas station instead. Want something worth the wait? Come here."
"We now carry the Trenta size! Available only for iced coffee, iced tea, iced tea lemonades & water."