"Saturday night DJ was AMAZING."
"The Brow Bar at the Benefit counter is more than you pay for the average eyebrow wax, but if you're reshaping from a bad wax, there's no better spot. Ask for Rubi!"
"Strawberry Energizer. yuuuum."
"Teachers are apparently always welcome here. Bring your ID to happy hour!"
"Crab nachos are big enough to share."
"Great job on the pedicure, but if you're a polish snob like me, bring your own bottle; the selection is limited."