"Terrible customer service. You can find a healthy alternative up at the food court."
"Do yourself a favor and order a fish taco. Do it."
"Come watch the VolleyCats!"
"Monday night = Nachos + Pitcher for $5... and football!"
"Avoid GEOL 103 Lab at all costs."
"Take a tour from the tour guides in 09. Best tour guides in the Big 12!"