"Order a beer only! The owner is trying to screw over his customers for his rebuild."
"Shity isn't here so don't ask! Specials- "the beer is cold". Oh, and Tip Bitch!"
"A black tea lemonade with 2 raw sugar and light ice will help you out this summer. But an iced black eye makes your morning the best."
"Bring your boots for the ride. :)"
"Its always good to bring Run, or Corona to the table!"