"land of donkeys and goats."
"The new veggie tacos are beyond awesome!"
"The code 23 is invalid. The manager was awesome though and we didn't have to pay for one of the kids meals or dessert."
"Our waiter Will was awful. Very very bad service."
"Make sure you're careful with those swings.I stubbed the heck out of my toes on one."
"Check your beans for rocks. Sometimes you get some in there. Manager told me that today after I bit down on some."