"While at DethHoller House follow Wheaton's Law; Don't be a Dick."
"You can find anything you want at the black market ring in the back."
"Belkin 3K joules 8-outlet surge protectors for $23!!!"
"The breakfast in bed with champagne is amazing!"
"Pants are always optional at DethHoller House"
"Stop by the Bud tent from 4:30-7:30 and let Level Sixx melt your skull with their rock!"