"Check your liver and attitude at the door."
"Don't let the bread and salad bar distract you. Remember, you only have so much real estate in that belly."
"Several dollars make them hollar honey boo boo"
"Ask for Joclynn at the pizza counter to make an amazing chicken arugula pizza. :-)"
"Josh has sparkly eyes and a cute smile."
"Bring your own air conditioner. All of our rooms are 76 degrees. Might be cooler sleeping in the park across from here"