"Karaoke on Wednesdays gets insane! Come on ova!!! Just don't sing Led Zeppelin's The Ocean because that's my song. 8-)"
"Try the pizzas! Dur!!!! :P"
"Watch out for the dead rabbits on the outfield. might become ZOMBIE RABBITS!"
"When you finish a double chocolate stout you HAVE to dance the Apache song. JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!"
"Get the Brooklyn lager and yell fuck yeah for a free shot"