"Food's OK but it's very crowded. The constant noise is overwhelmingly annoying, and if you're not focusing real hard, you can't hear but your neighbors' conversation. If it's rush hour, just run away!"
"Enfin des vrais sushis !"
"Très décevant, le poulet concombre (gong bao ji ding) est absolument à éviter !"
"Plat du jour très médiocre, service bof. A éviter."
"Pancakes are just fine, but the service isn't nice."
"Nice decoration, large quantity, average quality, awful service!"