"When dining in, ask for Mike. He's the best!"
"Fees have been suspended when using a non-Chase ATM until September 4"
"The pepperoni roll will make you wanna slap to momma! I'd advise against doing it though"
"Biergarten 1pm to 9pm every Saturday."
"Make sure Steve is at the bar or you will receive super slow service."
"$24 gets you a mani, pediatric, and eyebrow waxing. :)"