"Discovered it was being boycotted, as didn't use union labor."
"Don't miss the Vietnamese Coffee, if your dentures can take the condensed milk"
"Kerouac's On The Road exhibition from 4 Oct is worth a look"
"Visit Mary Wollstonecraft's tomb, and during the Olympics, have some tea, coffee and cake and get a free lunchtime tour"
"Tasty chips, cooked in lard?"
"Thanks for the sandwiches!"